Carbon credits for sale
Since I will be unable to attend the Denver Convention of Democrats, I offer my carbon credits saved to those who are traveling and will need additional credits for transportation and extra environmental expenditures while there.
This offer is open to all individuals, members of the two major parties, as well as those registered in minor parties and independents. Affiliation need not be revealed.
No offer will be refused. Make checks and money orders out to the Shriners’ Hospital for Children in Salt Lake City. Would prefer not to handle cash but, if donated, will be receipted and forwarded.
All contributions are tax deductible but just the warm, fuzzy feeling that you get helping the environment and at the same time the rehabilitation of children, at no cost to their parents or guardians, is all you need to justify this purchase.
Now smile. This is a private fundraising effort and, if politically incorrect, is the fault of the fundraiser.